Smart, with a heart

Wow, what a time to be alive, so much to see and experience, a worldwide pandemic, international tensions, inflationary pressures again causing our hands to be out to the legislature, thank you, please. Please dear benevolent overlord, can’t you appreciate our need and pleas? Another $625,000, I’m sure we won’t have to ask for anymore, it’ll help us pay for the doors and windows of our new library.

I’m sure that it will create more tourist income, it’ll make us cooler than we already are. Maybe someone will come in and read about our missing salmon and protective dike and hand us a substantial...