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Have you seen Bill Bruch around town? Often? Where? When?

Is Billy at the post office? Every once in a while. Is he at the fire station? Nope. Town council meetings? Not there. Oh, I know: Pioneer Park. No he is not. Maybe he is at Pioneer Market. Not shopping. On the boardwalk? No Billy there. Under the bridge, at the fish park? Nope. North of town, on the channel beach? No.

Where is Billy in town? At the Tav. Didn’t see him, or the Pub, either. Is Billy at the Brewery? Nope. Dressed up with his date at Nell Thorns? Never saw Billy there, or the Oyster and Thistle either.

Maybe Billy is at Santo Coyote? No, and not at COA, either. Was Billy at Sliders for breakfast? No, and I haven’t seen him at Calico Cupboard, ever.

Where is Billy? I don’t know but I saw his name on the list for applying for the town council vacancy.

Well, Billy was seen for sure when he interviewed for the position Tuesday in Maple Hall.

Geez. I hope he wore a mask.