Bigfoot emerges with timely public service message
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April 1, 2020
STRANGE THINGS, AND SITINGS, EMERGE IN STRANGE TIMES – The monster has a message. Sasquatch is often demonized, but our intrepid photographer and reporter intercepted him as he was heroically heading towards La Conner with his warning. Exclusive interview, here on page 1. – Photo courtesy of Mel Damski
A La Conner area recluse has come out in the open to reinforce Gov. Jay Inslee’s “Stay Home, Stay Healthy” mandate.
The Skagit Sasquatch, who last appeared publicly in the 1980s when he joined forces with the Lesser La Conner movement to discourage growth and tourism here, re-emerged from his local wooded hideout last weekend to promote state social distancing policies.
The elusive Bigfoot, who these days prefers to be called “Darrell,” granted a brief interview with Mel Damski and an interpreter with the La Conner Weekly News.
“I’m trusting you guys,” he said, “because of all the fake news th...
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