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If I ran the zoo

 

January 27, 2021



I passed a sign on someone’s front lawn in Mount Vernon last week that read:

“Dementia Joe? Heels Up Harris? Lord Help Us All.”

Obviously, these people must be devastated and I am dedicating this column to them.

If the election went their way, I had a plan in place to create Cascadia, including Washington, Oregon and California. The new “country” would still be technically part of the USA but with its own healthcare, its own intolerance for racism and anti-Semitism and its own support of public education.

For you disappointed Trump supporters, I suggest you create your own dom...



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